I. Contact Protocols

"If you need me, don't call me"

II. Consultation & Services

A. Apps and Animations

I like to make things. Here are some things I have made

these are free and fun. If you have ideas or things you would like help with please ask.

I will probably not be able to offer much support for these, so prefer jokes than serious ideas.

B. Jig Control

Dancefloor supervision by costumed English policemen.

Base rate
£400/hr
"Full Bobby" upgrade
+£80/hr
- ask people if they have a loicense for things
- whistle blowing available

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IV. Corporate Policies

A. Refunds

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B. Cancellations

We'll figure it out.